OJ Simpson is in my kitchen making a sandwich and giving me relationship advice, what should I do?

Tell him that his performance nearly ruined the theatrical masterpiece that was The Naked Gun.OJ Simpson is in my kitchen making a sandwich and giving me relationship advice, what should I do?
If the sandwich is peanut butter and jelly then you should do this:


You should tell him that it's a bad idea to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich because so many people have peanut allergies





If the sandwich is ham and cheese then you should do this:


You should start listening to the relationship advice because ham and cheese is a sandwich that a lot of people like, so if he knows enough to make a ham and cheese sandwich he should know enough about relationships.





If the sandwich is egg salad then you should do this:


You should not listen to the advice, because a person who makes an egg salad sandwich would not be good at giving relationship advice. You should throw the sandwich in his face.





If the sandwich is tuna then you should do this:


Call the cops. This is very crucial.OJ Simpson is in my kitchen making a sandwich and giving me relationship advice, what should I do?
Who better to get advice from. I mean seriously, Look at what he ';supposedly'; did and how he got away with it. You should not only listen, you should take copious detailed notes. After that, get a transcript from his trial and if you should happen to go to trial, just say exactly what he did and act just like he did. No problems.


Just keep an eye on him and your valuables AT ALL TIMES. Remember, he's broke and is looking for fast easy cash. And fast easy women, which is probably why he is at your house in the first place. Hope to catch your trial on TV. If you take his advice, I know you will be exonerated of all charges. SMILE.
i can just imagine what he would say;





';you know, i love the ladies, i really do. but there comes a time when you just have to cut 'em';.





answer; keep your back to the wall at all times, and don't be afraid to dive through the nearest ground-floor window to get away.
Is he a good chef,


If he is - Eat the sandwich.


Why turn down good food?





You have a Sith for protection, if anyone gets inappropriate


How you take the advice, is up to you
Park one of your kids with a stinky diaper on the kitchen table?
He's making a sandwich for you.


He has the knife.


Run Forest Run !
Ride the pony and crack your whip, how did he escape your dungeons.
Hide the mayonaise and lock him out when he goes out to get some.
That was funny, boy I tell u people don't have a sense of humor nowadays. Oh tell him you will CUT your own sandwich in half.
Hide the knives
Make him a mixed drink with antifreeze in it
Hide the gun
CALL THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…
Don't eat that sandwich
Wake up, you're having a nightmare!!!!
After you stop laughing, grab a sharp knife ;)
Tell him that the gloves should have fit.....
SO WHY DID U LET A MURDER IN YOUR HOUSE U MIGHT OUGHT TO CALL 911 NOW IN HOPES UR NOT NEXT ON HIS HIT LIST!
I thought the guy is in jail...?
Believe Him,Or Not....!!
Shoot him
Send him my way, my cellar people haven't eaten yet today
hide the Ginsu's and run
Kill him!!!! he deserves it!!!
Give up the drugs.
Are you in the big house too?
Did he bring Kato?
walk away slowly knife in one hand cellphone in the other
keep him away from the knives and ski masks.
send it back to his cell. Visiting hours are over

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